Fucking Mondays.


We’ve all had a “Bad Monday”, but I’ve pretty much just trumped all of you. I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and decided my hair was getting a bit shaggy, so figured it was time to cut it again.
And just like I have for the past 14 years, I cut it myself. Grabbing my scissors and clippers I began something I chose to do because “I was tired of hairdressers always screwing up my hair”. I had just started on one side of my head when I noticed the clippers weren’t working very well, so I went to my kit and took out the oil. I removed the length attachment and applied some oil. Clicking the ON button, they produced a hearty hum, and the phone rang.
It was my branch manager, Jasmine – calling to tell me that my classes tonight would be cancelled because of a harsh paint smell coming up from some construction work on the floor beneath us.
I hung up the phone, thinking “Wow, now I’ve got all day to catch up on some things!”
As my mind began to prioritize a list of things to do with this new free time, I picked up the clippers, turned them on and ran them up the side of my head. Instantly I heard an unfamiliar “cutting” sound and watched a large tuft of hair fall down from behind my ear.
“NO!” I yelped as I looked down and realized I had forgotten to reattach the length module.

My day went from great to shit in less than a second, and I’ve still got to go to our Monday meeting at 2pm. So every single member of staff will get to see my new stupid hairdo.

I can hardly wait…

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