| 13 September 2008
I remember a moment during my first contract on ships. I was standing in the middle of a couple dozen women in bikinis and I just looked around and said to myself "Self, you're such a lucky guy - this is the life."
And this afternoon I was up on the pool deck on my way to host an event when I took a moment to peruse all the ample bossoms enjoying the sunshine and said to myself "Man, I wish these old guys would put a fucking shirt on...."
It's crazy, all I see everywhere are old people. Like REALLY old people. You have the hunch-backers, the wobblers, the baby-steppers, the slack-jawers, the shakey-handers... I love charming the old ladies, but give me a fucking break, just a handful of people under 35 - PUH-LEASE!
Besides that, everything is going good. Sorry for the less frequent posts, but as much fun as these stories are to read, they're even more fun to experience!
School Girl Party in the Crew Bar on Monday!