| 24 December 2004
I didn't realize that there was such a thing as an asian "down-syndromer". I was watching one dry hump the back of a seat on the bus today while he stood throughout my ride. It was amazing. So great in fact, that when I arrived at my destination, I slid a fiver down his tightie whities on my way out.
We're head over to Connie's cousin's place for Xmas Eve, so the shelter thing is going to have to wait until the New Year. And for all those homeless people with internet access - I apologize, I'll serve you burgers from a pot in January.
If I don't post something tomorrow, have a Merry Fucking Christmas, and enjoy the company of kith and kin.